by Sass Cuntstein, Information Czar and Cuntstitutional Scholar Extraordinaire In my previous article “Conspiracy Theories: Causes and Cures,” I argued that conspiracy theories – especially the ones that are true – pose a growing threat to Western civilization in general, and to people like me in particular. I pointed out that since 9/11, a veritable tsunami of conspiracy theories has been racing toward the American shore, threatening to wash away everything we have accomplished. Clearly, something must be done… (READ THE FULL ARTICLE)
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Just what the world needs – another social network!
Have you heard about the new social network – like Facebook, only with very short messages (for the people with REALLY short attention spans)? It’s called Farter. People send out very brief messages called “farts.” The recipients “sniff” the “farts.” So each message racks up a certain number of “sniffs.” Instead of just “liking” or ignoring a “fart,” the “sniffer” rates it as “sweet,” “odorless,” “”mild,” “pungent,” “stinky,” “grab a gas mask,” or “run for your lives.” Adjustable fart-filters allow users to filter out farts that exceed a designated level of odoriferousness. Farter users pride themselves on the gaseous,…
FULL ARTICLETargeting journalists: a modest proposal
If you’re a journalist, and you report something Israel doesn’t like – such as the truth – Israel will try to blow you up. (full story and video: http://truthjihad.com/news/?p=195 )
FULL ARTICLEWho’s Afraid of Gordon Duff; Bibi angling for fallback career on Broadway
Here are links to my latest two articles. If you like this stuff, please become a member at TruthJihad.com! Gordon Duff flays Bibi “Wile E. Coyote” Netanyahu on Press TV Who’s afraid of Gordon Duff? Who’s afraid of Gordon Duff? Not me. But maybe I should be. Like Otto, Kevin Cline’s G. Gordon Liddy-based character in A Fish Called Wanda, Gordon has a high opinion of his own fighting skills, an even higher opinion of his own intelligence, and is the kind of guy you’d suspect of having killed people for the CIA. full story: http://truthjihad.com/news/?p=154 Bibi angling for…
FULL ARTICLE“You and the Horse You Rode in on”
A musical tribute to my favorite “politician,” the late great pie-throwing yippie Ben Masel…and one of my least-favorite politicians, Mitt Romney. watch on youtube
FULL ARTICLETop Ten Reasons Obama Will Appear on Letterman instead of Meeting Netanyahu
“So David, are you ready for the top ten reasons I snubbed Netanyahu?” Obama to Appear at Comedy Show Instead of Meeting Netanyahu: Reports US President Barack Obama will appear on a late night comedy show during a September 18 visit to New York at the same time he could have met Israeli premier, reports say. Reports by Israeli media outlets of Obama’s presence in David Letterman’s comedy show, instead of meeting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, come amid mounting tensions between the two allies over setting “red lines” by Washington on Iran’s nuclear energy program, a request the US…
FULL ARTICLEExclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld defends predator drones
I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica. Rummy had hit two horrible shots in a row, badly slicing both of his balls, and was in a foul mood. InterviewerHey Rummy, you aim golf balls even worse than predator drones! RumsfeldWatch out, asshole, or I’ll aim one at you. InterviewerIf you did, I’d be the safest guy on the fairway. RumsfeldThere are known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns, and unknown unknowns. You’re an unknown unknown. Bug off. InterviewerActually, I…
FULL ARTICLE2012 is here, moral pole shift underway
“The Earth’s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with California-sized cracks opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.” – Lawrence E. Joseph, Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation into Civilization’s End. I’m not an end-of-the-worlder. I’m not a gloom-and-doomer. But after a week of US Marines urinating on corpses, Republican candidates cheering the murders of Iranian scientists, and US officials all but admitting that the real reason for hostilities with Iran is that Iran…
FULL ARTICLE9/11 Conspiracy Theories Finally Laid to Rest
New Witnesses Prove Government Was Right After All 9/11 conspiracy theories have been laid to rest many times. But somehow they seem to keep bouncing back. A few years ago, the military released a few frames from one of its eighty security videos showing the attack on the Pentagon. As Sean Hannity said, “This will silence the conspiracy theorists.” And by all rights it should have. After all, if you enter a state of deep relaxation and watch those frames with your eyes closed and visualize a 757 hitting the Pentagon, you can almost see it – even if O’Reilly…
FULL ARTICLELooks like I’m not the only 9/11 satirist in town any more
I’ve been cranking out 9/11-related satire for years. Recent examples: Top ten reasons the Mossad wants to kill David Letterman US Congress Moves to Israel in Deficit-Reduction Effort But now it’s time to move over – there’s a new satirist in town! Some guy who hides behind the pseudonym “Cosmos,” and whose main claim to fame is being outed as a wrecker-saboteur-disinformationist by Webster Tarpley, thinks it’s like, really hilarious to equate 9/11 skeptics he doesn’t like with the characters of his favorite TV series, Gilligan’s Island. Faced with this challenge, I thought I should ask my readers who’s the…
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