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Alan Dershowitz to Senators: “Keep Your Underwear on and Acquit Trump—OR ELSE”

Dissociated Press In a riveting performance before the US Senate gallery this morning, Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyer Alan Dershowitz mounted a spirited defense of his new client, Donald J. Trump. Flourishing a badly stained and noticeably noisome pair of men’s Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear at the astonished senators, Dershowitz boldly intoned: “THESE are the only briefs I need to convince you to to acquit the President.” “This filthy pair of underwear is only XXL. The flabby and humongous posterior of the President of the United States is clearly at least an XXXXXXXXXXL. “So like we told the OJ Jury: IF THE UNDERWEAR DOESN’T…

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Plan B: New “Deal of the Century” Moves “Jewish State” to Jeffrey Epstein’s Islands

Dissociated Press In the wake of the US Virgin Islands’ decision to confiscate Jeffrey Epstein’s islands, Jared Kushner’s “Deal of the Century” Mideast peace plan has changed. Anonymous White Horse souses say the new plan involves moving “Israel” from Occupied Palestine to the Caribbean. Epstein’s two islands, Great St. James and Little St. James, will be renamed “New Judea” and “New Samaria.”  Epstein’s blood sacrifice child rape temple will be rededicated to Yahweh and will become the seat of government of Yahweh’s Messiah, known to followers of Jesus as the Antichrist. The Messiah will lord it over the world in general,…

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CIA tortured innocents to hide 9/11 false flag

Is the newly-released US Senate report on CIA torture a limited hangout? It certainly looks that way. The report tells one very important half of the truth. But it leaves out the other, even more important half. The Senate report reveals that the CIA engaged in long-term, viciously brutal torture of “terror suspects” under the false pretense of trying to extract information. In fact, the torturers knew full well that such long-term torture is completely useless…at least if the purpose is to extract timely, accurate data. But it works wonders for extracting false confessions…and “breaking” innocent suspects in order to…

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I LOVE Big Brother – so don’t bother torturing me!

  “The concept of the ‘living will’ could also be applied to the issue of torture. Just as you might wake up some day as a human vegetable – who knows, bad things do happen to good people – you might likewise wake up some day strapped to a gurney in a cage in Guantanamo with spark plug wires hooked to your testicles. If that happened, wouldn’t it be great if you could say: ‘Don’t bother torturing me, I’ve already signed a document giving you everything you could possibly need!’” Full story: http://truthjihad.com/news/?p=363

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Gilad Atzmon in Madison!

For immediate release 2/28/12Contact: Kevin Barrett kevin (at) merr (dot) com to arrange interviews with Gilad AtzmonGilad Atzmon presents: The Wandering Who?: A Humorous Discussion of Jewish Identity PoliticsAtzmon’s controversial book The Wandering Who? is becoming a worldwide bestseller. This guy is absolutely hilarious live. A must see! Friday, March 9th, 7 to 8:30 p.m., 1111 Humanities, UW-Madison. Free. Sponsored by UW-Madison Sifting and Winnowing: UWsaw.org, http://www.uwsw.blogspot.com Atzmon jams with Madison: Euro-jazz legend Gilad Atzmon takes on all comers with his mighty saxophone! Friday, March 9th, 10 pm to midnight, The Weary Traveler, 1201 Williamson Street, Madison, WI. No cover.…

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Top ten reasons the Mossad wants to kill David Letterman

Today on Truth Jihad Radio, national security insider Gordon Duff reveals Mossad death threats against David Letterman. The million dollar question is: Why Letterman? Here are the top ten reasons. 10) It’s from staying up to watch Letterman that Americans are too tired to invade Iran. 9) Letterman’s trademark sense of irony is the only thing standing between America and complete and utter domination by the likes of 100% irony-free people like Pam Geller and Rita Kaatz. 8) He’s too wimpy to wade into the audience to beat up 9/11 truthers like Bill Maher does. 7) He’s having a secret…

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