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Top ten reasons the Mossad wants to kill David Letterman

Today on Truth Jihad Radio, national security insider Gordon Duff reveals Mossad death threats against David Letterman.

The million dollar question is: Why Letterman?

Here are the top ten reasons.

10) It’s from staying up to watch Letterman that Americans are too tired to invade Iran.

9) Letterman’s trademark sense of irony is the only thing standing between America and complete and utter domination by the likes of 100% irony-free people like Pam Geller and Rita Kaatz.

8) He’s too wimpy to wade into the audience to beat up 9/11 truthers like Bill Maher does.

7) He’s having a secret affair with Helen Thomas, and Netanyahu is jealous.

6) “David Letterman” is one of the disguises of a disgruntled intelligence agent named Gordon Duff.

5) “Gordon Duff” is one of the disguises of a disgruntled intelligence agent named David Letterman.

5) He once made fun of the holy War on Terror.

4) The Mossad has discovered that Letterman is Adam Gadhan’s controller.

3) If they can convince Letterman’s audience that 19 Arabs with box cutters crashed four hijacked jetliners into David Letterman’s head, America will rise up in righteous anger to slay all the Philistines, and Zion will reign from the Nile to the Euphrates.

2) Letterman recklessly revealed that when Alan Dershowitz went to Israel’s top plastic surgeon for a touch-up on his circumcision, the plastic surgeon told Dershowitz that “Conan O’Brien” is actually Barbara Olson with a new face and a sex change.

1) His top ten lists just aren’t as funny as they used to be.

9 Thoughts to “Top ten reasons the Mossad wants to kill David Letterman”

  1. Anonymous


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  2. Anonymous

    Yuck! Kevin…
    not funny…

    Z T M

  3. Anonymous

    great job.

  4. Anonymous


    P.S. Maher went into the audience talking big and bringing up the rear for the security guard. The truth kicked HIS ass.

  5. Anonymous

    Only an Irishman! lol

    Ramadan Mubarak akhi,

    Wa alaykum salaam


  6. Anonymous


    Verizon is disappearing your emails from my box.


  7. Anonymous

    Kevin, you moron, there are eleven reasons here, not ten! You've got two number fives! You obviously can't count past ten without taking off your shoes! This horrible mistake discredits everything you've ever done for 9/11 truth.


    Brian Bad, a.k.a. SnuggerBugger

  8. Speaking of the asshole Bill Maher that 9-to-5 B'M'Fer. I myself am willing to go on his show mono-a-mono and discuss the facts regarding 911. He can use all the ad-hominem attacks he likes.

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