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“I Pimped the Children”

I Pimped the Children by “The Epsteins”   I pimped the children But I didn’t commit suicide I pimped the children But I surely didn’t kill myself All around in my home town They were trying to track my clients down Now they say they want me to plead guilty To the killing of yours truly To the crime of strangling me, but I say I pimped the children But you know I didn’t kill myself I pimped the children But I surely didn’t strangle myself Sheriff Bill he always loved me And why that was we all know He…

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It’s a Christmas conspiracy, Charlie Brown!

Merry Christmas, fellow heretics! ‘Tis the season for exchanging gifts, ’tis it not? ‘Tis also the season for sending your friends and relatives some sort of greeting card, letter, or (if you’re a cyber-acculturated cheapskate) email letting them know you’re not dead and giving them at least a vague sense of what you’ve been up to. So why not send your friends and relatives some thought-provoking mirth too?  Just forward this Peanuts parody as—or alongside—your “official Christmas greeting.” Who knows, if it goes viral, maybe thousands or even millions of people will eventually come to doubt the official story of…

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Dieudonné charged with material support for comedy

Dieudonné is so funny he’s a threat to public safety Paris, FranceDissociated Press France’s most popular comedian, Dieudonné Mbala Mbala, has been arrested and charged with providing material support for comedy. After detaining the French comedian Wednesday at his home in Quenelle-sur-Seine, the French authorities announced that anyone caught laughing at Dieudonné’s performances, whether on youtube, Facebook, twitter, or anywhere else, would also be arrested and charged with providing material support for providing material support for comedy. “And if you think that’s funny, wise guy” added Police Commissioner Jerque Culfoutre, “we’ll arrest you for providing material support for providing material support…

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Obama: “I’m a SOUL Jew!”

According to the Jewish Journal, President Obama says: “I am Jewish in my soul.” They neglected to report the rest of the President’s statement: “…But not in my body – and if you think you’re going to whack off the end of my peepee with one of those rabbinical meat-cleavers, you’ve got another think coming!” But seriously, folks…Imagine what Fox would be if doing Obama had said “I am Muslim in my soul.” Yet a covertly Jew-souled President is OK. How very odd. Naturally, the Presidential coming-out-of-the-closet as a “soul Jew” did not satisfy the neocons, who have been sneaking…

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Aardvarks make atrocious pets

“Are you talking about ME?”  When it’s time to shop for a pet, don’t just open the Pet Yellow Pages and start with the “A’s.” If you do, you may find yourself saddled with an aardvark. Read the full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/16/aardvarks/comment-page-1/#comment-517378

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Barrett vs. Jonathan Kay: The 90-minute slugfest!

Broadcast on Thursday, July 21st 10-11:30 pm Central; listen at:http://noliesradio.org/archives/35312 Check out my 90 minute slugfest with Jonathan Kay (it was only supposed to last 60 minutes, but time flies when you’re having a good time). The show is archived for on-demand listening here. Kay is the author of Among the Truthers: A Journey into the Growing Underground of 9/11 Truthers, Birthers, Armageddonites, Vaccine Hysterics, Hollywood Know-Nothings, and Internet Addicts. Read my review of Among the Truthers: Jonathan Kay’s Among the Truthers: “It All Ties in to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!!!!”

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Jonathan Kay’s Among the Truthers: “It All Ties in to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!!!!”

  Just finished my 90 minute slugfest with Jonathan Kay (it was only supposed to last 60 minutes, but time flies when you’re having a good time). The show is archived for on-demand listening here. Kay is the author of Among the Truthers: A Journey into the Growing Underground of 9/11 Truthers, Birthers, Armageddonites, Vaccine Hysterics, Hollywood Know-Nothings, and Internet Addicts * * *Jonathan Kay’s Among the Truthers: “It All Ties in to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!!!!” “You can’t defeat the Enlightenment’s enemies unless you understand them. And that is the project I ask my readers to…

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A little patriotic ditty celebrating the exploits of CIA terrorist Raymond Davis

CIA “secret agent man” Raymond Davis was arrested after murdering two Pakistanis. It turned out he had been organizing fake “Islamic extremist attacks,” blowing up innocent people in mosques and markets. The US apparently forced Pakistan to release Davis by threatening to nuke them. Here is a version of “Secret Agent Man” dedicated to Raymond Davis — and the a-holes who sent him.    Helen Caldicott told me recently that men kill and blow things up out of sexual frustration. But Freud knew a century ago that aggression was anal, not sexual. The psychopathic control freaks who are destroying our…

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“Full Fathom Five Bin Laden Lies”

An open letter to Richard Perle, self-styled “Prince of Darkness” Dear Mr. Perle, I am writing to beg your forgiveness for the accompanying poem and photoshopped image blending your already hideous face with the photoshopped “dead Bin Laden” image recently exposed by the Guardian as a fraud. I suspect you will not like the caption, “That was Perle shot through both eyes” any better than the image — which, I must admit, is not very flattering. So allow me to explain. During the past few days, the American public has been coerced (by the Zionist-dominated media) into a frenzy of…

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