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Obama: “I’m a SOUL Jew!”

According to the Jewish Journal, President Obama says: “I am Jewish in my soul.” They neglected to report the rest of the President’s statement: “…But not in my body – and if you think you’re going to whack off the end of my peepee with one of those rabbinical meat-cleavers, you’ve got another think coming!” But seriously, folks…Imagine what Fox would be if doing Obama had said “I am Muslim in my soul.” Yet a covertly Jew-souled President is OK. How very odd. Naturally, the Presidential coming-out-of-the-closet as a “soul Jew” did not satisfy the neocons, who have been sneaking…