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Business opportunity: Jihadi chocolate shops!

Kevin Barrett

Since I founded Torture Renditions Ltd. on Saturday, people have been lining up outside my door asking for more business ideas. So how about…jihadi chocolate shops? This concept is tailor-made for maximum publicity. All you have to do is hang a black jihadi flag over a chocolate shop, take a couple of hostages, and SHAZZAM! The whole world knows about you. Looks like Lindt was absorbed in a “hostile takeover” The black flags with white writing are perfect for dark-chocolate-based confectionary delicacies. Every time I see one of those flags I think of ultra-dark 90%-cocoa chocolate. Edible flags, anyone? I’ll…

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Who will rendition the renditioners?

Kevin Barrett

Eric Holder reading my letter Sent to:  http://www.justice.gov/contact-us Attorney General Eric HolderUnited States Department of JusticeWashington, DC Dear Attorney General Holder, As I understand it, your office has determined that so-called extraordinary rendition is perfectly legal. In your view, it is legal, Constitutional, and 100% kosher to kidnap people and transport them to countries where they will be harshly interrogated, tortured, and/or extrajudicially executed. As an American who proudly partakes of our nation’s can-do entrepreneurial spirit, I sense a business opportunity here. But I thought I had better check in with you first to make sure that you have no…

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Israel changes name to Judaic State (JS)

Kevin Barrett

Former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that the Zionist entity formerly known as Israel will henceforth be known as Judaic State (JS), and that he has appointed itself as its Caliph. Netanyahu added that he will also assume the titles “Commander of the Zionist Faithful,” “Grand Poobah of all Jews, Freemasons, and Luciferians,” and “Child-Killer-in-Chief.” Netanyahu asserted that Judaic State will continue to use systematic terrorism to carve territory out of the region’s legitimate nations, including Palestine, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon, in service to its ever-expanding Jewish Caliphate. He added that he also hopes to eventually overrun Iraq and…

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Dear “Jewish Defense League”: Why aren’t I on your death list?

Kevin Barrett

It has come to my attention that you have been issuing death threats against my friends and colleagues, including Press TV’s Canada correspondent Joshua Blakeney and freelance journalist Tom Mysiewicz. I am writing in protest of these threats. Frankly, I am appalled. And what really galls me is: Why did you leave me off the list?! Full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/06/25/dearjdl/ Also see my Press TV op-ed: Zionist terrorists target journalists with death threats http://presstv.com/detail/2014/06/25/368569/zionist-terrorists-target-journalists-with-death-threats/

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USA seeks to join Russian Federation

Kevin Barrett

A “Putin for President” search gets 115 million results by Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation. “We are collecting signatures for a national referendum on whether to remain a failed state – an economic basket case run by criminal oligarchs – or to join the Russian Federation under a President with a proven track record of bringing oligarchs to heel,” said Bill Blatsky, head of the Join Russia – Putin for President committee. Referendum proponents point out that the US has deep historic…

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Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine

Kevin Barrett

“Those Ukraine girls really knock me out” :  Four good reasons to intervene Warning: The article below is satirical, flippant, and in questionable taste. If you want a serious “Top Ten” article about the Ukraine, read: Debunked: the State Department’s List of 10 Lies Against Putin OK, now that the obligatory disclaimer is out of the way… Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine There are many reasons why the US should keep intervening in Ukraine. Here are the top ten. 10. We lost Crimea, so why not lose the whole country? 9. For only $5 billion…

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Latest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!

Kevin Barrett

Note: Edward Snowden, using KGB supercomputers, has managed to hack in to the White House. On Wednesday Snowden leaked to VT a marked-up copy of President Obama’s remarks before Monday’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. It is believed that the original text was written by Obama himself, who is known to loathe Netanyahu, after which it was edited by Obama’s Zionist handlers. The handlers crossed out much of Obama’s original text, and substituted their own words in boldface. “I’ve said before and I will repeat, we do not have a nastier and more vicious, devious, and downright odious closer…

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Aardvarks make atrocious pets

Kevin Barrett

“Are you talking about ME?”  When it’s time to shop for a pet, don’t just open the Pet Yellow Pages and start with the “A’s.” If you do, you may find yourself saddled with an aardvark. Read the full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/16/aardvarks/comment-page-1/#comment-517378

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