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Joe Biden: Trump Made “Very Generous” Bribe-for-Pardon Offer

Dissociated Press President Joe Biden has confirmed that he received a “welcome to the White House” letter from his predecessor Donald Trump, telling reporters from the Oval Office that the note was “very generous.” “The president wrote a very generous letter,” Biden said. “Because it was private, and included a bribe offer, I won’t talk about it until I talk to him and bargain the price up a few more bucks. But it was generous.” A re-layable White Horse souse has reported that the “generosity” in question pertained to the sum of money Trump is offering Biden in return for…


Trump issues permanent pre-emptive self pardon

(Dissociated Press) In a long-anticipated move, Donald Trump announced today that he has permanently and pre-emptively pardoned himself for all crimes he has committed, is in the process of committing, is currently planning, or may commit in the future. Speaking at an impromptu press conference at Russian Mafiya headquarters on the top floor of Trump Tower, Trump added that he is extending the pardon to excuse himself not only for felonies, misdemeanors, traffic citations, and parking tickets, but also sexual indiscretions, mistakes, blunders, catastrophes, nuclear holocausts, and anything else that he might conceivably do wrong. He added that the pardon…


“Pardon my father, Christopher Bollyn”

Fri. 1/18/13, 3-5 pm Central,  American Freedom Radio  (archived here.) First hour: Christopher Bollyn was America’s first journalist to report extensively on the evidence suggesting that Israel and its American accomplices perpetrated the 9/11 attacks.  His reward was to be brutally assaulted by police, then set up for long-term imprisonment, on blatantly bogus charges, by the Zionist criminal machine that owns and runs Chicago. He has been living in exile, with his family, since 2006. Just mentioning Christopher’s book Solving 9/11 on TV causes Zionists to have apoplectic meltdowns. And check out his new article on the War for the Gold…