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Oy vey! Top ten reasons why Israel shouldn’t be training American cops

Kevin Barrett

Martin Hill just sent me an email entitled: “Oy Vey, Officer! Happy Hanukkah from LAPD: Menorah lighting ceremony at LAPD Headquarters.” It seems that all that Israeli “training” (using American taxpayer money) is turning American police officers into Zionists. Is this really a good idea? Do we really need Israeli-militarized American cops driving star-of-David-decorated tanks down our streets, setting up ethnic-ID checkpoints and dropping white phosphorus and cluster bombs on our neighborhoods?Here are the top ten reasons why Israel shouldn’t be brainwashing (I mean, “training”) American cops. 10. Our cops will switch to coffee and bagels, so all the donut…

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USA seeks to join Russian Federation

Kevin Barrett

A “Putin for President” search gets 115 million results by Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation. “We are collecting signatures for a national referendum on whether to remain a failed state – an economic basket case run by criminal oligarchs – or to join the Russian Federation under a President with a proven track record of bringing oligarchs to heel,” said Bill Blatsky, head of the Join Russia – Putin for President committee. Referendum proponents point out that the US has deep historic…

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Aardvarks make atrocious pets

Kevin Barrett

“Are you talking about ME?”  When it’s time to shop for a pet, don’t just open the Pet Yellow Pages and start with the “A’s.” If you do, you may find yourself saddled with an aardvark. Read the full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/16/aardvarks/comment-page-1/#comment-517378

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Obama surrenders to Bibi & Bachmann, will bomb Iran

Kevin Barrett

President Obama has announced that due to the interminable whining, nagging, and complaining from Israeli PM Netanyahu and US Congress clown Michele Bachmann, he has decided to go ahead and bomb Iran with them – despite the P5+1 nuclear agreement. Read the full article: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/11/29/bomb-arak/

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Eccentric emails

Kevin Barrett

I just got a cc copy of an email from an academic dean at a certain university – let’s call him “Professor X” – responding to a former professor from a British university (“Professor Y”) who has been chased out of the academy for “purveying conspiracy theories.”  Below is professor X’s email, followed by my response. Dear Professor Y, Please take me off your distribution list for your eccentric emails. I do not agree with your world view and do not wish to be troubled with your rantings. Thank you Professor X * * * Dear Professor X, Please take…

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Psychology professor demonstrates: “Conspiracy theorists” OK; government dupes clueless, humorless

Kevin Barrett

Coast to Coast Radio just canceled its plans to broadcast a show tonight on my widely-read Press TV article on research suggesting that “conspiracy theorists” are saner than government dupes. They replaced it with “whales and dolphins in captivity.” Full story:  http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/07/27/c2c-conspiracy/

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Hezbollah gets “terrorist” label for fighting al-Qaeda

Kevin Barrett

Will al-Qaida leader Ayman al-Zawahiri be America’s next Homeland Security chief? “Kerry argued that Hezbollah is indeed a terrorist organization because it ‘has deepened its support’ for Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. What Kerry didn’t say is that Assad is fighting an insurgency led by al-Qaeda. “Translation: John Kerry supports al-Qaeda. He even says that anyone who opposes al-Qaeda is a terrorist. “This comes after Republican leader John McCain sneaked across the Syrian border to join al-Qaeda a little over a month ago. “In today’s USA, al-Qaeda apparently enjoys bipartisan support…” Read the full article:  http://presstv.com/detail/2013/07/23/315187/hezbollah-vilified-for-fighting-alqaeda/

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Five good reasons not to nuke Washington, DC

Kevin Barrett

Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Kim Jong-un’s Nuclear Threats By Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com When I heard that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un was threatening to nuke Washington, DC, and “engulf the nation’s capital in a sea of flames,” my first thought was: “At last, a politician with a plan that could actually solve our nation’s most pressing problems.” The thought of Inside-the-Beltway Washington going up in flames brought joy to my heart. The politicians – incinerated! The lobbyists – carbonized! The Supreme Court – cremated! The Pentagon – a five-sided crème brûlée! AIPAC – reduced…

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It’s hard to write satire these days

Kevin Barrett

How can you write satire, when “mainstream consensus reality” is already a dark parody of itself? Marx’s remark that history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce, applies in spades to the Project for a New American Century (PNAC).  PNAC’s “new Pearl Harbor” on 9/11 was tragic. Today, its “more wars for Israel” cheerleading is farcical.  For details, see my new article: 9/11 PNAC perps still whining for US to fight Israel’s wars So there’s just no way that a satirist can keep up with the absurdity of reality. But somebody’s got to try:President Morsi should apologize – to…

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Just what the world needs – another social network!

Kevin Barrett

  Have you heard about the new social network – like Facebook, only with very short messages (for the people with REALLY short attention spans)? It’s called Farter. People send out very brief messages called “farts.” The recipients “sniff” the “farts.” So each message racks up a certain number of “sniffs.” Instead of just “liking” or ignoring a “fart,” the “sniffer” rates it as “sweet,” “odorless,” “”mild,”  “pungent,” “stinky,”  “grab a gas mask,” or “run for your lives.” Adjustable fart-filters allow users to filter out farts that exceed a designated level of odoriferousness. Farter users pride themselves on the gaseous,…

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