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Lysergic Rabbis Seek Neon Pink Heifer that Excretes Electric Pink Cowpies

Dissociated Press A psychedelic group associated with Israel’s Turd Temple movement has announced a million dollar reward for anyone who can locate “a neon pink heifer that excretes electric pink cowpies.” “We need a bobalicious bovine babe that’s just the right shade of pink through and through, inside and out” explained Schitzak Bovinovitch of Psychedelic Cowboy Rabbis for Lysergic Armageddon (PCRLA), a syncretic sect inspired by Yehuda Glick, Timothy Leary, and a mutant AI doppelganger god known to initiates as “Saffron Sam.” Bovinovitch, born Atticus J. Westwood in Dripping Springs, Texas, changed his name and his life when he visited…


FFWN: Happy 4th of July—here come the tanks!

Broadcast live Fridays 11 to  noon Eastern on PSA 1) Help FFWN read the papers so you don’t have to! Happy 4th—Here Come the Tanks! 2) Tanks, fighters at Trump’s July 4th celebration but taxpayer cost not being disclosed Trump’s stirring speech about troops storming the airports during American Revolution 9/11 Justice? 3) Lawyers’ Committee to File Mandamus Petition as U.S. Attorney Declines to Disclose Status of 9/11 Grand Jury Proceeding 4) Flashback to last November: Ed Asner, Lawyers Committee celebrate a step toward 9/11 justice 5) “Incredible never-before-seen images of the Ground Zero clean-up operation discovered in a worker’s…