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But Is It Good For the Jews? (FFWN Special Report With Uncle Moishe)

Oct. 5 show Fundrazr link     Oct. 17 show Fundrazr link The bad news is that we failed to meet our $200 goal last week. The good news is that False Flag Weekly News, like every serious business, has a Jewish financial advisor. That would be Uncle Moishe. It’s great to have a Jewish uncle. Every goy should have one. When your business is in trouble, you just turn to Uncle Moishe for advice. (Jewish personal trainers are great too.) I told Uncle Moishe that False Flag Weekly News didn’t reach its $200 goal last week. I explained that we’ve…

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Dangerously Low Antisemitism Levels Threaten Life on Earth -Report

Dissociated Press Karolinska University’s Atmospheric Antisemitism Society of Stockholm (AASS) has issued an alarming report highlighting the gravity of the threat posed by declining levels of atmospheric antisemitism. According to the report, atmospheric antisemitism has declined from its post-Enlightenment average of 280 antisemites per million (APM) to a new low, as of June 2024, of only 220 antisemites per million. AASS chairperson Adolf Thunberg, who changed his name, gender, and issue after discovering that declining antisemitism levels were vastly more dangerous than rising CO2 levels, explained: “The crucial role of atmospheric antisemitism in regulating Earth’s social climate and ecosystems is…

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My Cat Has an Antisemitism Problem

Dear Cathy the Cat Therapist, My cat Snoodles has an antisemitism problem. When I watched Schindler’s List last night Snoodles showed no interest whatsoever. So to test her, I said: “Holocaust!” No response. “Hitler!” “Gas chambers!” “White nationalists!” Nothing. “Hamas!” “Islamic terrorism!” “Roasted babies!” Snoodles just yawned. Is there anything I can do about this embarrassing situation? Sincerely, Eva in Evansville   Dear Eva in Evansville, Clearly Snoodles has not been properly socialized. But it’s never too late to try to remedy the situation. What you need to do is get a large squirt bottle or squirt gun. Every day,…

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FFWN: Europe Goes Antisemitic! (with E. Michael Jones)

Watch above Saturdays after 1 pm Eastern. Rumble link  Bitchute link PSA 1) Help Kevin, E-Mike, & the crew keep offering unique perspectives on antisemitism https://fundrazr.com/52Px05 Europe Goes Antisemitic: Britain 2) Jewish Oligarchy Revamps and Re-Installs Labour Party https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/07/03/labour-starmer-jewish-voters/ https://archive.ph/q4Qy0   https://www.thejc.com/news/politics/jewish-leaders-congratulate-sir-keir-starmer-on-historic-victory-o7ur0adq 3) Keir Starmer Victimized by Antisemitic Tories? https://www.thejc.com/lets-talk/its-disgusting-to-attack-keir-starmer-for-keeping-friday-nights-for-family-vxtmo9br 4) Jewish Tribalist Keir Starmer’s Support for Genocide “Alienates Some Labour Supporters” https://www.timesofisrael.com/keir-starmers-centrism-on-gaza-alienates-some-labour-supporters/ Europe Goes Antisemitic: France 5) Macron’s implicit endorsement of ‘antisemitic,’ ‘pro-Hamas’ far left shocks French Jews https://www.timesofisrael.com/macron-partys-endorsement-of-antisemitic-pro-hamas-far-left-shocks-french-jews/ 6) As France reels from alleged rape of a Jewish girl, antisemitism comes to fore in election campaign https://apnews.com/article/france-antisemitism-election-campaign-d7abcccdc89650190723e55a1716228d Europe Goes…

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Antisemitism Is Pervasive and Ubiquitous Throughout Universe, Says Jewish Physicist

Dissociated Press Dr. Franck Einshtein, Director of Harvard University’s Jeffrey Epstein Institute for the Investigation of Fundamental Physical Forces, has announced the discovery of a fifth fundamental force, which he terms the antisemitism force. “Until this morning, it was believed that the universe is shaped by only four fundamental forces: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force, and the weak nuclear force. But my team has discovered a crucially important fifth force: antisemitism!” Dr. Einshtein enthused at a hastily-arranged Epstein Institute press conference. Einshtein explained that many of the universe’s deepest mysteries can only be explained by invoking the antisemitism force…

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Netanyahu Announces “Final Solution to Antisemitism Problem”

Dissociated Press Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu, flanked by tag-team partners “Butcher” Ben Gvir and “Smite-’em” Smotrich, announced at a press conference this morning that the Israeli government has officially embarked on “a final solution to the anti-Semitism problem.” “The problem with anti-Semitism,” Netanyahu explained, “is that there isn’t nearly enough of it. Despite Judaism’s 3000-year history of hatred and persecution of non-Jews, there are still billions of goyim out there who don’t hate us. So when we kvetch about anti-Semitism and demand things in return, like reparations money and tolerance for genocide, there just isn’t enough anti-Semitism out there…

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Anti-Semitism Explosion Threatens Known Universe

Dissociated Press The newly released Annual Antisemitism Worldwide Report for 2023 has revealed a disturbing increase in anti-Semitism across major Western nations compared to the previous year. The Report is based on a survey in which respondents were asked to endorse four major anti-Semitic tropes. The first trope, “Jews will steal anything that isn’t nailed down,” was endorsed by a horrifying 68% of people surveyed—an increase of seven percent over 2022. “But it’s even worse than that,” explained Jonathan Greenbutt of the Anti-Defecation League. “Using follow-up questions, we discovered that most people who disagreed with the statement did so because…

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ADL-Backed Legislation Would Ban the Word “Genocide”

Dissociated Press Legislation banning the word “genocide” has been simultaneously introduced in the US Congress, the Canadian parliament, and dozens of states, provinces, and European countries. The flagship bill is the Countering Antisemitism Act, “the most far-reaching anti-Semitism initiative to be introduced in Congress” according to the ADL. It defines anti-Semitism as “any critical or negative statement about Jews or Israel,” and provides stiff fines and prison sentences for those who commit anti-Semitic transgressions, including the use of forbidden words. “The word ‘genocide’ is an anti-Semitic term, because it delegitimizes a 2500 year old Jewish religious practice,” explained ADL spokes-Semite Shlomo…

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