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“Swami & Steve” offer comic relief for 9/11-COVID

Kevin Barrett

Listen HERE Wise guy guru Swami Beyondanonda and his alter ego straight man Steve Bhaerman run the WakeUpLaughing website, “your one-stop spot for consciousness comedy, new age humor, political comedy and satire, healing laughter, new science and evolutionary up-wising.” I  was reminded that it was way past time to bring back the Swami & Steve Show when someone forwarded a meme from them via NYU anti-propaganda prof Mark Crispin Miller: So I asked myself: Is Swami doing my kind of dark, mordant satire now instead of his New Age comic-cosmic schtick? Better get him on the show and find out!

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Farrakhan compares Trump to Satan — Satan demands apology

Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Responding to a report that Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan had compared him to Donald Trump, Satan has issued an angry statement demanding an apology. At a heavily-attended press conference (hell is full of journalists who are forced to attend press conferences for all eternity) the Prince of Evil inveighed against Farrakhan for making an unfair and hurtful comparison. “I am the world’s greatest liar,” the Devil sneered. “Just because Trump lies all the time, he’s like me? Give me a break! Trump is the world’s second worst liar, almost as bad as his buddy Bin Salman. He…

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Kavanagh converts to Judaism to save Supreme Court nomination

Kevin Barrett

Circumcision ceremony scheduled for noon tomorrow at National Cathedral Dissociated Press In the latest shocking turn of events in an increasingly twisted saga, embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanagh has announced his impending conversion to Judaism. Speaking at a hastily-convened press conference on the Capitol steps, Kavanagh said he will undergo a conversion ceremony, including a public circumcision by top Chabad-Lubavitch rabbi Yehuda Karinski, at the National Cathedral in Washington DC beginning at noon tomorrow. “Henri IV said Paris was well worth a mass. I say a Supreme Court seat is well worth a public whacking. By converting to Judaism…

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Subjexuals Rights Movement Recognized at University of Minnesota

Kevin Barrett

“Use the FIRST PERSON pronoun when referring to us, or else!” Dissociated Press The University of Minnesota has become the first American campus to recognize the rights of subjexuals, a class of oppressed persons who identify as first person pronouns. The decision modifies the previous policy, under which students were only allowed to choose from a list of third person pronouns on the campus website: He/him/his, none, prefer not to specify, she/her/hers, they/them/theirs, or ze/zir/zirs. They could also specify their gender identity as one of the following: Agender, gender nonconforming, genderqueer, man, nonbinary, prefer not to specify, two spirit, woman,…

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Eric Walberg on “the lighter side of the holocaust”…and much more

Kevin Barrett

Broadcast here May 30th, 11 to 1 pm Eastern (1500 GMT). For only $3.95 a month you can listen to shows on-demand before they are broadcast – and also get free downloads and other perks from Kevin! If you are a subscriber, just log in to the members area of TruthJihad.com to get early access to the shows. Non-subscribers only get access to the No Lies Radio show archives the day after the broadcast here. Help Kevin keep these shows on the air – become a subscriber today! Or if you prefer, PAYPAL a one time donation, or a regular payment, to truthjihad(at)gmail[dot]com . Mel Brooks in The Last Laugh…

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Swami Beyondanonda, Steve Bhaerman, and Vinnie Eastwood live on April Fool’s Day!

Kevin Barrett

Friday 4/1 – Listen live – 8 to 10 pm Eastern on Revolution Radio: http://www.freedomslips.com/  – click on the “Studio B” button. To be rebroadcast Sunday 11 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. Eastern on http://NoLiesRadio.org  and then archived at the usual spot. Help Kevin keep these shows on the air – become a subscriber today! NOTE: AS OF TODAY, TRUTHJIHAD.COM IS UNDER CYBER-ATTACK. (HOPE TO GET IT FIXED SOON.) IF YOU WANT TO JOIN, EMAIL ME AT TRUTHJIHAD(AT)GMAIL{DOT}COM AND I’LL EXPLAIN THE WORK-AROUND. Swami B. puts the levity back in levitation First hour: Swami Beyondanonda is a purveyor of Cosmic Comic Consciousness and a practitioner of FUNdamentalism…

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“Leading conspiracist intellectual” thanks French President

Kevin Barrett

Dear President Holland, I am writing to thank you for deeming me one of the four leading “conspiracist intellectuals” in North America. I am also flattered by your suggestion that my “conspiracy theories” should be banned by the French and European governments, and globally by international agreement as well.I had no idea I was so important. Your anti-conspiracy outbursts appear to be targeting my new book We Are Not Charlie Hebdo: Free Thinkers Question the French 9/11. Are you really considering banning my book? That would be incroyable, etonnant, even merveilleux. In plain English, it would be really, really cool. Do not, I repeat, do NOT let me stop you. Go ahead, ban away.…

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Introducing…the DUMBPHONE

Kevin Barrett

“What it is, see, is…well, it looks just like a Smartphone, except it’s really, REALLY dumb.” By Kevin Barrett, VT Editor Here at VT we’re always trying to figure out how to make a quick buck… …without selling our souls to the avaricious avatars of ultimate evil. Easier said than done. Some of us have set up little side-businesses. Gordon Duff sells hand-crafted high-grade military weapons. Jim Fetzer invests in 9/11 truth conferences(but hasn’t quite hit the jackpot yet). Jim Dean can get you wholesale discounts on confederate flags. Preston James peddles shards of mystery-metal from the Roswell crash out of the…

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Obama’s secret letter to Iran revealed!

Kevin Barrett

US President Barack Obama has been sending secret letters to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei. But the full text of these letters has never before been revealed. But now, in his latest stunning revelation, Edward Snowden has hacked into White House computers and acquired a copy of Obama’s most recent letter to Tehran. In exchange for a fistful of US toilet paper dollars, which nobody in Moscow seems to realize are not worth the paper they’re printed on, Snowden agreed to provide TruthJihad.com with exclusive access to the letter. In the interest of world peace, intercultural understanding, cute…

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