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“Leading conspiracist intellectual” thanks French President

Dear President Holland,

I am writing to thank you for deeming me one of the four leading “conspiracist intellectuals” in North America. I am also flattered by your suggestion that my “conspiracy theories” should be banned by the French and European governments, and globally by international agreement as well.
I had no idea I was so important.
Your anti-conspiracy outbursts appear to be targeting my new book We Are Not Charlie Hebdo: Free Thinkers Question the French 9/11. Are you really considering banning my book? That would be incroyableetonnant, even merveilleux. In plain English, it would be really, really cool. Do not, I repeat, do NOT let me stop you. Go ahead, ban away. Make my day. And if you wouldn’t mind buying a few thousand copies and publicly burning them in the middle of the Champs-Elysees or the Place de la Bastille or Place de la Concorde or someplace like that, I would be eternally grateful.
Perhaps you could also issue a more specific public attack on my book . . . something I could use as a blurb? How about: “We Are Not Charlie Hebdo eez fool of, ow you say, conspeerasee TEEE-oreez. Pleeeez buy zeee copies and zen burn zem. And zen go buy more copies and burn zem too.”

6 Thoughts to ““Leading conspiracist intellectual” thanks French President”

  1. Anonymous

    Can't remember laughing so hard over something political.

    Can you do that for all the false flags?

    Could you do it for the vaccines? 10,000 kids killed in Paikstan from Gates' polio vaccine and they get it mandated and start arresting parents who don't sacrifice their own children. Mandates planned for here.

    Anyway, some humor would be appreciated. Your article was so funny, when I read it to someone can't bear anything political, he even thought it was funny.

    All good wishes.

  2. The world is run by lunatics (not to mention all the lunatics that just go along with it all):

    Excellent letter!

  3. Anonymous

    Your humor is much appreciated, Kevin.
    I am able to comment only as Anon, since I lack any profile, so I came over to your blog to do so. I live in a small town in S. America and it would be so much easier to receive your book electronically. Any chance of it being available on Kindle?

  4. Yes, it should be on kindle soon.

  5. Anonymous

    Thanks, Kevin. I look forward to reading it. I have great respect for you and feel you are one person I can trust to tell it like it is in this upside down world.

  6. Anonymous

    Congratulations Kevin!

    Methinks they protesteth too much!

    The more they say you’re no-one,

    The more it means you’re someone!

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