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FBI: Trump Stole Nuclear Secrets, Was Building LEGO H-Bomb in Basement

Dissociated Press In the wake of its raid on Mar-a-Lago, the FBI has charged former president Donald Trump with stealing nuclear secrets in order to build a LEGO H-bomb in his basement. “Trump absconded from the White House with one of America’s most closely guarded nuclear weapons secrets—namely, how to build a thousand-megaton H-bomb using simple LEGO bricks available at any Toys R Us,” explained FBI director Christopher Wray. Wray said that the agents who raided Trump’s home found the LEGO nuke instructions in Trump’s safe. “Imagine if this simple step-by-step recipe for building unimaginably destructive weapons out of cheap…