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I am a Sianist

Flag of the modern Islamic Emirate of Granada credit: I am a Sianist.   No, that’s not French for Zionist.  It’s short for Andalusianist. Never heard of it, you say? You will soon. We Andalusianists – not al-CIA-duh, a.k.a. the wahhabi foreign legion – are the real Muslim threat to take over the world. The Zionists have their myth. They claim that they’ve been exiled from their promised land for centuries, and they’re going to take it back – “and if you don’t like it, my hairy friend Samson here will nuke all the capitals of Europe.” We Sianists have…