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Senate declares US bestial military dictatorship

2012 is shaping up to be a heck of a year for the military.

On December 31, 2011, Obama signed the NDAA, codifying into law for the first time in American history that the military can imprison citizens or non-citizens indefinitely, inside or outside the United States, without charges or trial.    (Source: American Civil Liberties Union)

This obscene bill was the work of the US Senate. Every Senator who voted for it needs to be tried for treason, convicted, and hanged by the neck until dead. The President who signed it, with reservations, should get off with a lighter sentence. Like maybe a firing squad – or if we’re feeling really merciful, a lethal injection.

But until that happens, I figure I’ll just make the best of the situation. A couple of weeks ago, as my readers know, I turned myself in for indefinite military detention. I figured it would be kind of cool to have a Marine Corps marching band playing “Halls of Montezuma” as they kicked in my door and dragged me off to a sparkly-new Haliburton detention camp.

But now I’m rescinding my offer. In another email to DHS,* I have explained why: I don’t want to be indefinitely detained by a bunch of sheep-schtuppers.

For the Senate, in its infinite wisdom, not only has unleashed the military against dissidents – but also against household pets:

Senate Repeals Bans on Sodomy and Bestiality in the Military
The U.S. Senate voted Thursday to approve a defense authorization bill which included a provision that not only repealed the military ban on sodomy, but also repealed the ban on having sex with animals — or bestiality.

I wonder which Senator wrote that part of the bill.

I wonder what kind of blackmail videos the Mossad has on that Senator.

I wonder whether that Senator’s preference is for birds, mammals, amphibians, insects, or reptiles. (My guess would be reptiles…with giant cockroaches a close second.)

I realize the US Senate is full of the sickest and most corrupt people on God’s green earth. I realize these guys wallow with pigs and other less hygienic creatures on a daily basis. I’m a tolerant guy – I don’t waste my time worrying about who’s screwing who, or what.

But when US Senators decide to enforce their predilection for having sex with animals on our brave men and women in uniform, that’s where I draw the line.

When the US Senate sends the military into the US heartland to “disappear” citizens into concentration camps – AND WHILE THEY’RE AT IT, TO RAPE OUR HOUSEHOLD PETS, and for all we know the rabbits and squirrels and other innocent animals in our neighborhoods – I say it’s time to rise up in revolt.

So I have rescinded my offer to be indefinitely detained. And I have informed DHS that I will be purchasing the highest-power weapons legally available, stocking up on ammunition, and getting ready to defend the dogs and cats and rabbits and squirrels of my neighborhood against the threat of rape by uniformed perverts sent by the traitors in the Senate.

Though frankly, I’d rather use my guns on those treasonous, animal-raping Senators.

So listen up, Senators: If I ever catch any one of you in the act of screwing a helpless, innocent animal, I’ll blow your filthy head clean off.

And as for that little matter of treason…well, we’ll deal with that when the time comes.

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The letter below was sent to the Department of Homeland Security via the form at

Dear DHS,

I am hereby rescinding my offer to be indefinitely detained by the US military under NDAA.  While it is one thing for US troops to violate their oaths to the Constitution by disappearing US citizens without charges, it is quite another thing if the troops in question are serial animal rapists (like the Senators who voted for NDAA).

I do not wish to be indefinitely detained by people who have sex with pigs, monkeys, monitor lizards, giant cockroaches, or other animals.

If you have already sent a Marine platoon full of perverts to detain me, please contact them immediately and rescind my detention orders.


Dr. Kevin Barrett

PS  I understand that you bloodsucking imbeciles and parasites at DHS probably also screw animals, having nothing else to do all day, given that 9/11 was an inside job and the “terror threat” is so statistically insignificant as to be meaningless. If so, I urge you to put down that tortoise, think hard about what you are doing, and consider resigning and getting a real job.

8 Thoughts to “Senate declares US bestial military dictatorship”

  1. Beautifully written….I just wish there were more people who feel like this blogger and have the guts to do something about it….

  2. Anonymous

    today's military: sick fux & idiot traitors

    Disturbing video that shows U.S. soldiers 'blowing up a dog in Iraq for fun'
    By Hannah Roberts

    Last updated at 1834 on 31st December 2011

    A video has emerged online that appears to show
    some American troops blowing up a dog – for fun

    On the footage, which surfaced 2 days ago, soldiers
    can be heard – off camera – laughing as the animal
    approaches a trap – apparently set up by themselves.

    The men chortle as they spot the hapless creature
    wandering in what appears to be a bombed out street.

    Scroll down for video

    The lowlife soldiers chortle as they spot the
    hapless creature wandering near their trap in appears to be a bombed out street in a town somewhere in Iraq.

  3. will us soldier shoot american citizens, probably not but contractors … yes definitively

  4. Anonymous

    Ok WOW! I'm speechless Seriously well written!

  5. Anonymous

    Fucking NAZI!

  6. Anonymous

    short and to the point. actually we need more people calling for their executions for treason.

    in time, hopefully we'll get to a tipping point where people have lost virtually everything they have and with nothing further left to lose, will rise up and
    overthrown the government and burn it's buildings to the ground.

    we've had enough. I was at the 'had enough' point during the bush imbecile's pupetancy. under this mulatto CIA puppet, it's only gotten worse.

    sadly 'We The People' are legion and have enough power IF everyone came to realize it, to stop this madness and do exactly what Thomas Jefferson said we should do when the government no longer serves the people.

    "ABOLISH IT" and start over. and I might add, write in some very harsh penalties for corruption, as in 'DEATH' if you get caught taking a bribe.

    unfortunately the sheep I see around me are both oblivious and lackadaisical and irrationally scared out of their wits about 'muslims' and other boogey men
    that don't wish to harm them.

    if not for the prozac, albuterol, wellbutrin, paxil, and zoloft, on top of the fluoride in the water and used pharmaceuticals most of you get when you drink city water (I drink water from a well, strictly) we might have stood a chance here.

    I think 2012 will get uglier than this past fuckjob year we endured in virtually every way. In time we'll look back on 2011 as bad as it was, as "The Good Old Daze" for sure.

    radio shows and web articles in this country make a difference but to be honest, the damage done here by the zionists who run it all is so complete that nothing short of a huge RESET BUTTON can restore us to some semblance of sanity.

    all of the zioturds MUST be removed from office wherever they are, right down to local dog catchers who are zionists. Until every single american loses everything they have and is living in a tent or a cardboard box somewhere in the woods, starving to death in the cold, we won't see any meaningful effort to
    fight the zionist beast.

    I have been sending "The Protocols Of The Learned Elders of Zion" and "The Thirteenth Tribe" to people for a couple years now. To be honest, many won't even read it. They don't want to believe that such evil exists incarnate here on U.S. soil in control of us 'goyim' as we are.

    "Goyische kup" is goddamned right. Even the dumbest of sheep are smart enough to know when the herder dog is being a fucker.

  7. Anonymous

    They didn't legalise bestiality per se. It is still an offence under American civil(ian)/criminal (i.e. nonmilitary) law.

    What they did was repeal the MILITARY law prohibiting gay sex, which was contained in the same piece of legislation as a prohibition against bestiality.

    It's often quicker to simply repeal something than to change it, and they must have felt a right bunch of fools when they realized they had made it legal to be gay in the army but still illegal to have sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend! Plus, any gays/lesbians who DID have sex between DADT being repealed and THIS being repealed, technically broke the law!

    Think about finding THAT out as a gay person. "What do you mean I'm under arrest!?"

  8. You're looking at the trees. When I step back and look at the forest, what I see is an insanely degenerate society in which sodomites think they're at the cutting edge of human evolution because they've won the right to be both public sodomites AND the worst mass murderers in the history of humanity.

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