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Exclusive interview! Donald Rumsfeld defends predator drones

I was lucky enough to catch up with Donald Rumsfeld, former Secretary of Defense, at the Edward Teach Memorial Golf Course and Scuba Diving Facility outside of Kingston, Jamaica. Rummy had hit two horrible shots in a row, badly slicing both of his balls, and was in a foul mood. InterviewerHey Rummy, you aim golf balls even worse than predator drones! RumsfeldWatch out, asshole, or I’ll aim one at you. InterviewerIf you did, I’d be the safest guy on the fairway. RumsfeldThere are known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns, and unknown unknowns. You’re an unknown unknown. Bug off. InterviewerActually, I…

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