Dissociated Press Dr. Franck Einshtein, Director of Harvard University’s Jeffrey Epstein Institute for the Investigation of Fundamental Physical Forces, has announced the discovery of a fifth fundamental force, which he terms the antisemitism force. “Until this morning, it was believed that the universe is shaped by only four fundamental forces: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force, and the weak nuclear force. But my team has discovered a crucially important fifth force: antisemitism!” Dr. Einshtein enthused at a hastily-arranged Epstein Institute press conference. Einshtein explained that many of the universe’s deepest mysteries can only be explained by invoking the antisemitism force…
FULL ARTICLEAntisemitism Is Pervasive and Ubiquitous Throughout Universe, Says Jewish Physicist
