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Putting a Mosque Next to WTC-7 Is…BLASPHEMY!

Guest column by Rev. Darvis P. Fuddlesnapper, Pastor, Church of Jesus H. Christ Warmonger

When I first heard that them thar Islamics wanted to put up a mosque next to that big hole where the Twin Towers use to be, it made me so mad I almost split my britches. And I preached me a sermon calling on the Almighty to strike down the mayor and the Islamics and all the rest of the blasphemers.

But after church, one of them nice Christian ladies who graces the front pew every Sunday (I call her “Our Lady of the Cleavage” but please don’t mention that to my wife Ethel) told me the mosque site is actually a lot closer to World Trade Center Building 7 than it is to the hole where the Towers used to be.

Holy tarnation! A mosque next to Building 7!

You know what that means, don’t you? That means those pesky Islamicals are THANKING ALLAH for the MIRACULOUS DESTRUCTION OF BUILDING 7!

Those darn Muslimists know full well that Building 7 was never hit by a plane, and only had modest fires on a couple of floors, when suddenly — WHAM! — it came straight down at free-fall speed for no particular reason around 5:20 in the afternoon of 9/11. For the Islamics, the destruction of Building 7 was a miracle from Allah! No wonder they’re putting up a shrine next door!

What’s worse, those Islamics probably think it was Allah who told the BBC that Building 7 was going to collapse. The Muslimists always say “Only Allah knows the future.” For them, the BBC’s report that Building 7 had collapsed, twenty minutes before it happened, is another miracle.

Are all you good warmongering Christians of America gonna let ALLAH take credit for the miraculous collapse of Building 7, and the BBC’s miraculous foreknowledge?  

We’ve got to stop the Building 7 Mosque. 

11 Thoughts to “Putting a Mosque Next to WTC-7 Is…BLASPHEMY!”

  1. Anonymous

    What in tarnation? Humor is unconstitutional, slave!

    Drop and give me 50!

    BTW, the "terrorists" created the nano thermite in a cave in Afghanistan.

  2. A tip of the hat to Mike Copass for coming up with this idea.

  3. tonya miller

    Thanks Mike & Kevin!

  4. Anonymous

    Awesome. Hope it goes viral

  5. Very funny! The 9/11 humor never ends.


  6. Anonymous

    The Mosque at Ground Zero in NYC is the Rockefeller Foundation is behind the funding to having this built! The Grand Opening is on 9/11/2010! This is to keep people stirred up to start a Police State throughout the USA!

    This is just to further the New World Order Agenda!

  7. Anonymous

    Kevin Barrett, you never cease to amuse and amaze us. Keep up the positive energy!

  8. Anonymous

    Kevin: It is not a mosque and it is at least two blocks from the World Trade Center site. Leave it alone. Let people with other religious beliefs have their equal say in our system . Stop hyperventilating on a subject that does not require it.

  9. Anonymous

    The Twin Towers were architectural dinosaurs which the NY Port Authority
    wanted to demolish long before 911. The State of NY required numerous
    restrictions on demolition, some of which involved the large amount of
    asbestos and other toxic materials contained in the Towers. Demolition by
    NY State Standards was going to be VERY expensive. Enter Larry Silverstein,
    Controlled Demolition of Maryland, Urban Moving Systems, and their various
    allies, and the job got done cheap. 911 should be listed as the most
    profitable insurance scam in history.

  10. Anonymous

    Who are those who's building the mosque next to WTC7, Kevin? Are they Muslims(disguised) working for Illuminati?

  11. Read this about who's funding this "Ground Zero Mosque". It;s a CFR zionist list of the who's who of the moneymen and brains behind 9-11. Jerry Mazza and The Corbett Report both did great work on this a few days ago, The Mazza article is at Online Journal and is here.

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