Dissociated Press Peretz Putzenschlubb defended his title in the men’s ten meter forcible sodomy competition, giving his team an unprecedented sweep in the anal rape medals at the Paris Olympics. Putzenschlubb, a mainstay of the Sde Teiman Prison Rape Squad, defeated his teammates Schlemiel Shtuppenberg and Schlemozzel Shtuppenshtein by pursuing and raping a designated victim after a 6.1 meter chase, completing the forcible violation in a world-record-setting 15.7 seconds. Putzenschlubb won points on technique as well as distance and time. “He’s so smooth he doesn’t even need lube,” noted Itamar Ben-Gvir, the Israeli minister and forcible sodomy specialist who served…
FULL ARTICLEIsrael Sweeps Anal Rape Competition at Paris Olympics
