Or, “Genocide Joe Hosts Hitler”

Patronize the Poet

 

The Ballad of Genocide Don

There once was a scumbag named Genocide Joe

With a big genocidal baton.

But Genocide Joe got too senile and old

So he passed it to Genocide Don.

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Though Genocide Don was a Hitler, Joe’d said,

He invited him in for a chat.

And they sat by the fire, and liar-to-liar

Joe told Don he didn’t look fat.

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And you don’t look senile, you hair-sniffing penile

dementia-brained dickhead, Don said.

Joe told Don to fuck off, and they laughed till they coughed

About how many Gazans were dead.

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Those two assholes sat there flapping, fouling the air

The way all scumbag leaders hobnob.

Don told Genocide Joe: “You killed ‘em! Way to go!”

And Joe told Don to finish the job.

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There once was a scumbag named Genocide Joe

With a big genocidal baton.

But Genocide Joe got too senile and old

So he passed it to Genocide Don.