Dissociated Press US President Donald Trump announced plans to have sex with the wives of several key world leaders in hopes of gaining bargaining leverage over those countries and screwing them out of land, resources, and, above all, money. Trump has been quoted as saying that sex with other men’s wives is “what makes life worth living,” since it gives the adulterer an edge in negotiations. “The art of the deal is to screw people over, and the best way to screw people over is to screw their wives,” Trump explained. Trump said he intends to annex Canada while sharing…
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