Over lunch at Mar-a-Lago Thursday, Elon Musk shoved a gigantic wad of hundred dollar bills into the face of Jimmy Wales and demanded that Wales rename Wikipedia “Dickipedia.”
“You want me to name it after you?” Wales responded.
“Me! Me! Name it after me!” Donald Trump chimed in.
After much haggling, wad-brandishing and crotch-grabbing, the three dicks eventually settled on simply renaming the online encyclopedia Dickipedia and letting users decide which of the three billionaire pricks it commemorates.