Dissociated Press and False Flag Weekly News as featured on Bitchute Acknowledging that America is never going to be great again, Donald Trump has added a “B” to his MAGA brand. The new plan, MAGBA, is to Make America Great Big Again. “Size counts,” Trump chortled at this morning’s press conference, pointing lewdly at his crotch. “So let’s make America YUGE!” Trump proceeded to ostentatiously sign an executive order adding over five million square miles to America’s girth by devouring Canada and Greenland and renaming the Gulf of Mexico “the Gulf of America.” The new supersized country will be renamed…
FULL ARTICLETrump Launches MAGBA (Make America Great Big Again) & Appoints Dank Demoss Official Mascot
