Dissociated PressFollowing Donald Trump’s “magic ear shot” publicity stunt, millions of his supporters are wearing “brain bandages” symbolizing their gullible acceptance of the wildly improbable story. By gluing feminine hygiene products to their ears, the Trumpsters indicate that they have undergone brain-removal surgery and believe everything Trump and the media tell them.
The ear bandages symbolically suggest that the wearers were subjected to “brain vacuuming,” a new form of surgery involving an incision being cut through the earhole, a vacuum hose being inserted, and the brain being vacuumed out.
Panic-stricken menstruating women across America are complaining about a shortage of maxi-pads, millions of which have been glued to the ears of self-styled brain-removal-surgery recipients and Trump-shooting-hoax dupes. Fortunately an Israeli manufacturer has ramped up production of special pads designed to help Trump supporters identify the entity responsible for vacuuming their brains out.
