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Be thankful it hasn’t happened yet
It’s Thanksgiving 2014. You’re still here – reading this. So….
Be thankful. Be very, very thankful.
Terrible things have happened. Terrible things are happening. And undoubtedly, terrible things will continue to happen.
But it could be a whole lot worse.
And yes, I know it’s bad. Every week, Jim Fetzer and I bring you a hideously depressing summary of all of the awful things going on in the world. It’s a TV show called False Flag Weekly News, and it goes out live on NoLiesRadio.org every Thursday at 8 a.m. Pacific/11 a.m. Eastern. This week we will be bringing you a special Thanksgiving episode guaranteed to stuff your inner turkey with appallingly demoralizing reports about the most insufferably disheartening happenings.
If you watch False Flag Weekly News regularly, you will be atrociously well-informed about the unbearably hideous events transpiring on this benighted planet.
Even incurably optimistic people have been cured of that dread disease by watching False Flag Weekly News. One cockeyed optimist, simply by setting his computer screen exactly 28 inches from his eyes and focusing intently on it for the duration of a single 30-minute episode ofFalse Flag Weekly News, was able to quickly achieve 20-20 vision, throw away his rose-colored eyeglasses, and cancel his weekly visits to the ophthalmologist.
Now he’s seeing a psychiatrist instead. Fortunately, she’s much better-looking.
Such things might happen to you too, if you made a habit of watching False Flag Weekly News.
Every week we bring you 25 or 30 stories, virtually all of them qualifying as spine-chilling, gut-wrenching bad news. If you survive watching our show, you will be in a position to withstand everything and anything that could possibly come your way, in accordance with Nietzsche’s axiom “whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.”
But Thanksgiving is no ordinary Thursday. So this November 27th, as we kneel down before our national turkeys and plunge our carving knives into the juicy stuffing of our individual and collective dreams, it is incumbent upon us to remember the nearly infinite number of things that we ought to be grateful for. High on that list: The very large number of terrible, horrible, no-good, awful things that, somehow, haven’t happened yet.
Here are some of those things. Each of these stories represents an authentic newspaper headline or TV news lead-in, just like the ones we report on False Flag Weekly News…except these dreadful things have not occurred…at least, not yet.
Sears Tower Nuked, Cheney Seizes Power; Silverstein to Collect $10 Trillion Insurance Settlement
10 Million Dissidents Now Incarcerated in FEMA Camps
Packers Lose to Patriots at Lambeau
Chemtrail Planes Overfly Macy’s Parade, Spell “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” in Aluminum, Barium & Strontium Nanoparticles
Putin Capitulates, New World Order Victorious
Sunspot Storm Destroys Power Grid for 10 Years, Dozens of Nuclear Plants Melting Down
Hungry Aliens to Lift Limit on Number of Humans Abducted, Devoured
Zionists Destroy al-Aqsa with Directed Energy Weapon; Judy Wood Says “I Told You So”
Obama Brings Back Rumsfeld to Replace Chuck Hagel
Rumsfeld Announces $500 Trillion Missing from Pentagon Budget
Missing Malaysian Airliner Found Inside Pentagon C-Ring; Search for American Flight 77 Continues
Fukushima Radiation Turns Pope into Giant Lizard
WWWIII Begins, Ends; Everybody Dead; Why Are You Reading This?
Michael Aquino Named JCS Chief – Mikey Weinstein Protests USAF Rule Mandating Satan Worship
President Jeb Bush Appoints Amanpour to Head Ministry of Truth
AI-Enhanced Killer Drones Escape Human Control, Heading Through Your Window Right Now
SWAT Team Kicks In Grandmother’s Door, Kills Last Cute Kitty on Earth
Abe Foxman Sits on VT; America’s Best Newspaper Smothered Beneath Enormous Kosher Keister
And if that last one ever happened, folks, you wouldn’t get to read any more delicious holiday articles like this one. Ever, ever again.
So be thankful it hasn’t happened yet.
What a wonderful way to describe the
sorry ass state affairs of the world!
Thank you!
Regina
Oh, Jim. Have you read any of the reports or eye witness testimonies? I have read them all.
Are you going to take the word of the strongarm robbery accomplice to Brown over the majority of other primarily "black" witnesses, when his testimony was proven a lie from the outset. Those that say he was "in the right" and "did what he had to do"?
Dorian Johnson's (Brown's accomplice) first claim was that the cop pulled up beside them and immediately he grabbed Brown by the throat in a choke hold from sitting in his car, through the window?
Really? Do you believe that the man grabbed a 300 pounder by the throat, sitting in a car?
No, you don't and nobody else with any sense would. That is why that little bit of lie has been erased from the memory (except for me).
Of course, this does not mean its not a false flag of some sort, and maybe just the system manipulating people to jump on board with the wrong situation?
Even your description of the space between them is wholly incorrect. Brown ended up around 8-10 feet from Wilson… not 100+. He was charging the guy, just as Wilson and most of the witnesses testified.
My contention is that Wilson's story is the most accurate, but the media saw the chance for stirring more shit. Its just that they chose the wrong example, when I have highlighted hundreds of examples of the excessive force used by police that would be far better reasons for outrage.
You have hitched your wagon to the wrong mule, Jim.
This reminds me of your early interviews with John Friend where you knee jerked reaction to the Holohoax narrative, but you have obviously come around since.
I suggest you study this a bit more as you did in that case.