Dissociated Press In its last act in office, the outgoing Biden Administration has approved Congress’s appropriation of $666 million in offerings to Yahweh and his earthly representative, Benjamin Netanyahu. The massive sacrifice is intended to appease Yahweh and his crew of fire gods, who are suspected of burning down much of Los Angeles in retribution for America’s stingy refusal to spend itself into complete bankruptcy supporting Yahweh’s chosen people and their holocaust of Palestine. “Yahweh blesses those who bless him and curses those who curse him,” explained Rabbi Smutley Botox, Yahweh’s chosen representative for the 9th Congressional District of New…
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