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Paging All Antisemites! Does Jonathan Greenblatt Have a Deal for You

Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press ADL head Jonathan Greenblatt has announced a plan to capitalize on the explosive growth of antisemitism by selling a new line of pagers specifically designed for people Jews don’t like. The pagers will be 100% kosher, blessed by genocidal rabbis, and distributed to the billions of people around the world who frown on genocide. “Despite their low cost, these pagers will be made out of the highest quality explosives, I mean, materials,” Greenblatt explained. “We’re sure that antisemites will enjoy their special features.” Greenblatt predicted that after he blows up Earth’s roughly four billion antisemites, the remaining four…

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Plantation Owner Greenblatt Defends Torturing Uppity Slave: “Look, If We Don’t Get Him, the Slave Revolt Spreads”

Kevin Barrett

Dissociated Press Plantation owner Jonathan Greenblatt has defended the ongoing torture of Ye, the uppity slave who has been nailed to a cross and abused nonstop for two months and counting. Below is an excerpt from Greenblatt’s interview on The Breakfast Club: Greenblatt: If we don’t get him, the slave revolt spreads and takes root. Interviewer: But doesn’t that just prove that Ye is right and that you guys are slaveowners who abuse your power? Greenblatt: (silence)  

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