I recently signed up for a Free Barack Obama Sticker. But when they sent me the sticker, I discovered a mistake. It didn’t say “Free Barack Obama!” When I called Obama headquarters, they told me they didn’t have any “Free Barack Obama!” stickers. So I guess Obama is going to have to keep slaving on the plantation of his bankster masters. Oh well. I guess we’ll just have to print up some “Free Everybody” bumper-stickers ourselves.
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