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USA seeks to join Russian Federation

A “Putin for President” search gets 115 million results by Kevin Barrett, TruthJihad.com Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation. “We are collecting signatures for a national referendum on whether to remain a failed state – an economic basket case run by criminal oligarchs – or to join the Russian Federation under a President with a proven track record of bringing oligarchs to heel,” said Bill Blatsky, head of the Join Russia – Putin for President committee. Referendum proponents point out that the US has deep historic…

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Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine

“Those Ukraine girls really knock me out” :  Four good reasons to intervene Warning: The article below is satirical, flippant, and in questionable taste. If you want a serious “Top Ten” article about the Ukraine, read: Debunked: the State Department’s List of 10 Lies Against Putin OK, now that the obligatory disclaimer is out of the way… Top 10 reasons why US should keep intervening in Ukraine There are many reasons why the US should keep intervening in Ukraine. Here are the top ten. 10. We lost Crimea, so why not lose the whole country? 9. For only $5 billion…

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Latest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu!

Note: Edward Snowden, using KGB supercomputers, has managed to hack in to the White House. On Wednesday Snowden leaked to VT a marked-up copy of President Obama’s remarks before Monday’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. It is believed that the original text was written by Obama himself, who is known to loathe Netanyahu, after which it was edited by Obama’s Zionist handlers. The handlers crossed out much of Obama’s original text, and substituted their own words in boldface. “I’ve said before and I will repeat, we do not have a nastier and more vicious, devious, and downright odious closer…

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Aardvarks make atrocious pets

“Are you talking about ME?”  When it’s time to shop for a pet, don’t just open the Pet Yellow Pages and start with the “A’s.” If you do, you may find yourself saddled with an aardvark. Read the full story: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/16/aardvarks/comment-page-1/#comment-517378

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Obama surrenders to Bibi & Bachmann, will bomb Iran

President Obama has announced that due to the interminable whining, nagging, and complaining from Israeli PM Netanyahu and US Congress clown Michele Bachmann, he has decided to go ahead and bomb Iran with them – despite the P5+1 nuclear agreement. Read the full article: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/11/29/bomb-arak/

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Two new Syria pieces go viral!

We have one week to stop this madness. My latest Press TV piece features a “headline from hell” – I wish it were satire from The Onion! Obama postpones World War III till next week Also check out the new interview: Israel main beneficiary of US attack on Syria

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Psychology professor demonstrates: “Conspiracy theorists” OK; government dupes clueless, humorless

Coast to Coast Radio just canceled its plans to broadcast a show tonight on my widely-read Press TV article on research suggesting that “conspiracy theorists” are saner than government dupes. They replaced it with “whales and dolphins in captivity.” Full story:  http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/07/27/c2c-conspiracy/

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Hezbollah gets “terrorist” label for fighting al-Qaeda

Will al-Qaida leader Ayman al-Zawahiri be America’s next Homeland Security chief? “Kerry argued that Hezbollah is indeed a terrorist organization because it ‘has deepened its support’ for Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. What Kerry didn’t say is that Assad is fighting an insurgency led by al-Qaeda. “Translation: John Kerry supports al-Qaeda. He even says that anyone who opposes al-Qaeda is a terrorist. “This comes after Republican leader John McCain sneaked across the Syrian border to join al-Qaeda a little over a month ago. “In today’s USA, al-Qaeda apparently enjoys bipartisan support…” Read the full article:  http://presstv.com/detail/2013/07/23/315187/hezbollah-vilified-for-fighting-alqaeda/

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