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In which I call for the Taliban to invade Europe

An open letter to Mullah Omar Dear Mullah Omar, As-salaamu alaikum and a top o’ the marnin’ to ye! (That’s a traditional Irish Muslim greeting – I don’t imagine you use it much in Afghanistan.) Anyway, I thought I’d write to ask how you were getting along, and whether you might be able to take some time off from your busy jihad-ing in Afghanistan to invade, occupy, and liberate Europe. Europe needs liberating a lot more than Afghanistan ever did. Here are some of the reasons: *Europe is a failed state. The Euro is crashing and the EU will soon…

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