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Mitt Romney: Alien or psychopath?

When history professor David Jacobs told me last week that the weight of the evidence suggests that human-alien hybrids are among us, my first thought was: That explains Mitt Romney.Like serial killer Ted Bundy, the all-time quintessential Republican, Mitt Romney is smooth, suave, handsome – like he was cast in plastic, rather than nurtured in a human uterus. There’s something inhuman in his voice and facial expressions and the way he moves and handles himself. He reminds me of the androids in Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. If I were asked to distinguish between Romney and a walking, talking android…

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