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Unemployment Problem Solved! USG Hiring Millions of Super-Spreaders and Contact-Tracers

Dissociated Press At a joint White House press conference this morning, Bill Gates and Donald Trump announced that the Gates Foundation has acquired the bankrupt United States Government (USG) for pennies on the dollar and launched a new emergency initiative to address the coronavirus crisis. Trump explained that the first act of the new United States of Bill and Melinda Gates will be signature legislation to “make America great again through better health and shared prosperity.” The president added that a bipartisan Trump-Gates coalition has introduced legislation ┬áto jump-start America’s stalled economy: HR666-666, the Back-to Work America! Helping Americans Help…